You're at the pool, you're young, you want a cool and refreshing beverage? Why not bust out a box drink? Well what could be better than a box drink? How about a beverage in an aluminum-plastic case that's soft, cools easily, and has a unique way to open it? How about a Capri Sun!
No.
Capri Suns are quite simply the worst idea for kids of all times. First of all, all the flavours are completely artificial. But hey, kids like artificial flavouring. Also, it doesn't matter what flavour the Capri Sun may be, it's still going to come out clear. Kids don't like that.
No, the true problem with a Capri Sun is this: There are only two (2) possible outcomes for opening a Capri Sun.
1) You shove the straw in while squeezing the stupid container, and the juice comes right out and squirts you in the face.
2) You don't sqeeze the container for fear of being squirted in the face, and instead shove the straw into the aluminium-plastic just to have it come straight out the other side.
I just don't understand how Capri Suns made it so big when they hate kids.
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