There are many great mysteries in this world, most of which we will never solve. Of these mysteries, a great majority of them were created by events that were far beyond the reach of mankind. Others, were caused by either our genius, or our stupidity. One such event is the mystery of the toaster oven.
The toaster oven is just one of those things I doubt mankind will ever really understand. It is a fascinating device in which bread goes in, and a few minutes later, toast comes out. How does this work, you ask? Let me explain it to you in one word. Magic.
That's right, I said it. Magic. We finally have indisputable evidence that magic exists on our planet. There are simply some things that can't be explained by physics, or math, or history, and so we must turn to the only logical alternative. Magic. It makes sense, doesn't it? You take a slice of regular bread, put it into the contraption that swallows your bread into a land of the unknown, and several minutes later, your bread is gone, and the world of the unknown has replaced it with a wonderful slice of toast just for you! Magic!
Do not stand there and tell me I'm wrong. If you can do it with God, I can do it with toasters. So ha! Magic.
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