Friday, June 8, 2007

God Hates You If...

There are just some feelings in this world that make you say to yourself: "Wow, God must hate me." These aren't the uncommon feelings like having both your legs amputated, or getting into an unarmed battle of the fittest with a bear. No, these are those feelings that happen just often enough to make you question everything you believe in. What makes them worse is that everyone experiences them at some point. They happen every day, to a number of people, and yet they still make you think "God must hate me".

One of the worst is when you need to poop, and there is no toilet anywhere around you. You sit there, knowing full and well you must quench those cheeks together as tight as you can, but the entire time your body is saying "we're doing this, NOW!"

It doesn't stop there. Headaches are another one of those feelings. They happen to everyone, and yet you did nothing wrong in order to get it (unless you got crazy drunk and didn't have enough water). You are unable to move, unable to think, unable to sneeze all because you know that if you do, you're head is going to split in two.

Probably one of the most stressful is realizing you don't have as much money in your bank account as you thought. I used to have this problem until I started keeping track of every transaction, but still, it's infuriating when you miss a day and realize you have 100 dollars less than you should.

The final is Reality TV. And by extension, the fact that TV now provides almost 1000 channels for you to watch, and yet it is almost guaranteed that unless it's prime time, there is nothing on any of them. Reality TV- that's just a given. I watch reality every day, I don't need to sit down and watch what stupid people are doing on my TV.

There are many many more things in this world that makes any individual question God's love for them. Not believing he exists doesn't help. What makes you shake your fist at the heavens?

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